‘Neem een hond’, en andere wijze dingen die schrijvers hebben gezegd over tieners

'Neem een hond, dan is er tenminste iemand die blij is dat je thuis komt.'

De citaten van deze schrijvers (en, ok…) Johnny Depp zijn precies in de roos.

People worry about kids playing with guns, and teenagers watching violent videos; we are scared that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands – literally thousands – of songs about broken hearts and rejection and pain and misery and loss.” 
― Nick HornbyHigh Fidelity

If you liked being a teenager, there’s something really wrong with you.” 
― Stephen King

Bribes are the glue that’s kept teenagers and parents connected for generations”
Gayle FormanIf I Stay

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
Nora EphronI Feel Bad about My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
Erma Bombeck

It was only high school after all, definitely one of the most bizarre periods in a person’s life. How anyone can come through that time well adjusted on any level is an absolute miracle.”
E.A. BucchianeriBrushstrokes of a Gadfly

The interior of a teenager’s mind is an endless war between Stupid and Clever.” 
― William LandayDefending Jacob

The problem is that everybody treats teenagers like they’re stupid.” 
― Johnny Depp

Although emotionally delicate and eminently bruisable, teenagers are short on empathy. That comes later in life, if it comes at all.” 
― Stephen King11/22/63

Teenagers, as everyone knows, tend to believe they are immortal.” 
― Jessica WarmanBetween

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