Kan jou puber ook eeuwig in bed blijven liggen? Is het concept ochtend iets wat hij het liefst aan zich voorbij laat gaan? Lijkt hij van plan te zijn alle nachten die hij als baby heeft gemist dubbel en dwars in te willen halen? Dan zijn deze tweets waarschijnlijk héél herkenbaar.
New sexual fantasy: He takes my hand, leads me to the bed, and says, in a throaty whisper, “I want you to nap for as long as you like.”
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 18, 2015
Never stop pushin’ yourself. People say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why stop there? Why not 9, 10 or 12 hours? Strive for greatness. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) July 13, 2015
I’ve been looking forward to going back to sleep since the moment I woke up today
— Chase Hunter (@MrChaseHunter) October 13, 2015
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere,” she said, going to bed.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 14, 2015
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) November 8, 2015
first person ever fall asleep was probably like aw fuck im dying but then woke up hours later and was like aw yeah thats the shit i do like
— what (@ComedyOnIy) February 12, 2014
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) November 18, 2015
Might take a nap just so bedtime comes faster.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) May 22, 2014
when you gotta get up for school and you sit on the bed for 20min like this pic.twitter.com/xzGWh0EDyl
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) November 12, 2014
“Sorry I’m late for work but now that McDonald’s serves breakfast all day I don’t really have much of an incentive to wake up before 10 am.”
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 2, 2015
People say “go big or go home” as if going home is a bad thing? Like hell yeah I wanna go home, and I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.
— Devin Physique (@devinphysique) November 16, 2015
When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask “Are you sleeping?” Me: “NO I’M TRAINING TO DIE.”
— Joshua. (@SkaterJoshh) April 23, 2013
Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say “well, she was always kind of like this.”
— slaughthie (@slaughthie) January 30, 2015
I already want to take a nap tomorrow
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) October 22, 2014
Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) November 13, 2015
When I say “Sorry, I have plans”, this is what I have planned pic.twitter.com/CqhHKpBvLk
— B*tch Code (@TheTumblrPosts) October 2, 2015
Things I hate:
1. waking up early
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) November 13, 2015
with great power comes a great need to take a nap
— Allie Berry (@AlishaBerry_) October 7, 2015
i have two moods:
・sleep is for the weak
・sleeping for a week
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 26, 2015
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